MEME Wars Episode VIII - Crashing the Memedelorian!
An Exquisite Corpse-Style meme battle as Demi Pietchell of The Starfire Codes and Ratio Bradbornius of Craving Ratio take down THE ALGORITHM
Greetings Earth Frens! Ratio & Demi here…
Before we phase into the MEME Wars it is intergalactic courtesy and meme manners to recap for the attention span deficient. Mainly me.
Previously on MEME Wars Episode VII - The Farce Awakens!
A serious and life altering vote took place amongst the inhabitants of the memedron galaxy.
Gulp.
Play this and read on.
This was it. The first battle against THE ALGORITHM. Dun, Dun, Duuunnnn.
Memesabors raised high in defiance Ratio and Demi face THE ALGORITHM head on in the podunk-meme-saloon. After receiving instructions from the inhabitants of the memedron galaxy and with their twin destinies set, Ratio and Demi brace for whatever the algorithm had to dish out. Surprisingly it was boring to listen to.
The blue light and static electricity inside the podunk-meme-saloon generated its own wind as the blue light both heated up and changed color to white hot. Crumpled up memes, hurt feelings, and empty glasses clanked as they swirled into near anti-gravity as the algorithm spoke.
There. Is. No. Escape. (in a gravely yet high pitched MEMEewok voice)
But now that you know the truth, it is imperative that you join me.
Just then with MEMELord indifference Ratio and Demi look at each other. They nod.
In unison they power down their memesabors, drop them, and simultaneously hit the button next to their memesabor holsters.
A counter beam is ignited out of nowhere like the chants of a million defiant gen alpha youtubers with the sound equating something like - FANUM TAX!!!!! As the force field is generated. Right in front of them in between them and the Algorithm.
The Algorithm just laughs in its digital fake sounding devil laugh.
HHA HHA HHA HHAAAA! THIS IS THE BEST YOU GOT! THIS ENDS NOW!!
In the middle of the force field begins to appear an apparition. Tuning in like a fuzzy TV screen but getting more clear by the nano-second.
(Yes, we count in nano-seconds.)
Demi turns to Ratio and whispers. “Ratio, I think you hit the wrong button.”
“You know, you might be right about that. Oh, shazbutt, We’re going to have to make do.”
In the midst of the force field the digital tunes in to the reality and becomes solid.
Demi stops. “Really Bro?!”
Ratio shrugs and says, What?! It’s R2MEME2.
Even the Algorithm stops,
“Really, Bro?! I created the best and the brightest MEMELords in the galaxy and you summon this?!” “HHA HHAAA, Destroying you is going to be all, too, easy”
Only, Ratio and Demi both knew this was just the diversion they needed.
With the distraction keeping The Algorithm momentarily distracted R2MEME2 started to bend over and turn towards the Algorithm with its robo butt in full view.
Just then a deafening rattle and skin crawling blast uttered directly from R2MEME2’s posterior and right before it did R2MEME2 says casually - run - as the blast shoots out and ricochets off the floor and straight into the algorithm’s stupid monkey digital face!
BLAMMO! Direct hit!
With the Algorithm stunned Ratio and Demi run as fast as they can out of the digi-podunk meme saloon. Crashing through the front door they dive into Demi’s classic memedelorian hover car and she hits the turbo engine which sounded a lot like a Jetson’s car. But dang!
On the way out Demi reaches into a compartment grabs a meme grenade, hits a few buttons to arm it, and casually tosses it back towards the podunk meme saloon. It bounces off the wood, dink dink dink and into the hall where the battle took place.
Demi and Ratio both turn around to look bracing for detonation. They squint their eyes and both whisper…
3
2
1
The Mushroom Meme Cloud rises first with a blinding flash but then a stunning shock wave.
Demi turns to Ratio and says, “Do you think R2MEME2 will be alright? I think we blew him up.
Smiling, Ratio says to Demi, “He’ll be fine.”
to be continued…
RATIO - ROUND 1
DEMI - ROUND 1
RATIO - ROUND 2
DEMI - ROUND 2
RATIO - ROUND 3
DEMI - ROUND 3
And so it comes to a close yet again as the MEME WARS rage on in the cosmos. Join us next time where we attempt to work Luke SkyBlogger into the episode. I failed this time.
But wait, What do you think happened to THE ALGORITHM?
Demi’s not the boss of me. Don’t tell her I said that.
See you in Episode 9 of MEME Wars Frens!
-Ratio
That one with the gun and the bug...that happened in my real life. Hubby woke up in a daze with a roach crawling on his leg and reached for his gun...thank goodness he woke up in time to realize what was happening and put it down. 😂
Another rip-roaring classic memetic drop, although I have to be honest - I am just as invested in the story as I am the memes LOL
Well done, you two! :-)