MEME Wars Episode X - The Rise of Luke SkyBlogger!

An Exquisite Corpse-Style meme battle as Demi Pietchell of The Starfire Codes and Ratio Bradbornius of Craving Ratio battle THE ALGORITHM

Jul 21, 2025

Greetings Earth Frens! Ratio & Demi here…

If you didn’t catch Episode 9 we’re not quite sure if THE ALGORITHM pooped its pants or not. Who cares because the memes were delicious!

MEME Wars Episode XI - Attack of THE ALGORITHM

In MEME Wars, dear reader, YOU help us write the story. Here is how you all voted last time. 3 ships were approaching, all shaped like Social Media Icons.

You savages don’t mess around. These memelords…

Don’t

Run

…and now, back to our story.

“We better hurry,” Demi says to Ratio as the three social media icon ships approach.

As Demi and Ratio pull up to the ship, they are amazed that Luke SkyBlogger and R2MEME2 are waiting for them.

“What the…”

“Wait, says Demi, Wasn’t R2MEME2 way behind us? How did he beat us back to the ship?”

Demi parks the neon hover car, her and Ratio get out and walk over to Luke Skyblogger.

R2MEME2 beeps and bloops for a while.

What did he say, Ratio asks?

Luke SkyBlogger smiles and says, “why you guys so slow, bitches!”

Demi and Ratio’s face go a little sour as they look at each other.

“Imagine that, Demi, being showed up by a retarded MemeBot.” Ratio chuckles.

Demi looks behind all of them. “Guys, I don’t like the looks of those ships. And I think the Algorithm found the bathroom. Let’s get the hell out of here!”

They all hurry up the ramp of Luke SkyBlogger’s space hooptie.

R2MEME2 takes it’s damn time going up the ramp. “Beep, beep, bloop, blorp, beep, losers, beep, beep.” As he reaches the inside the door to the ship closes.

As Luke Skyblogger, Demi and Ratio reach the cockpit they all jump into the chairs. Demi looks down at her seat and says, “Really Luke, you couldn’t help yourself could you?” as she wipes the crumbs off the seat.

“What?!” Says Luke Skyblogger as he shrugs. “I got hungry for MemeChips and Salsa.”

Just then a large explosion rocks the ship. It jolts them around the cabin. Dust rises as they look out the window to see what happened.

Ratio screams at Luke SkyBlogger, “Fire up this beast Luke, let’s get moving! Quick, before we’re surrounded!”

A green streak flies across the sky. Demi points and shouts, “It’s a Pepe bomb!” BAM, CRASH, KAZONK (and other comic book sound effects happen) KAZOW!

The ship rocks back and forth. Luke pounds the big red button with his fist. The ship roars to life!

VROOM VROOM Luke revs the engine and looks over at Ratio and Demi. “Like that?! That puppy sounds nice!” “Why do they call it cock pit anyway?”

Ratio and Demi roll their eyes so hard as though they were 16 again and their parents were trying to act cool around their friends.

“You idiot! The Social Media ships have us surrounded. And they’re landing” Demi yells. Dust surrounds the ship as the exhaust fumes from the landing swirl. Luke’s ship begins to hover.

“Relax guys, I got this. Now which one was reverse? Ahh, this one.” Luke pounds another button on the console. The ship jolts sideways.

CRASH. The ship hits something. Luke smashes another button. SMASH. The ship hits something else. BAM. This ship hits yet another thing. BOOSH! Another thing as Luke SkyBlogger appears to just be pressing any button, flailing away wildly. Demi and Ratio begin to get whiplash each time they hit another thing. DOOCH!

Finally Demi gets up and hits the big green button. The ship ascends vertically. She pulls up the video of outside the ship.

The three ships of the Algorithm lay there in smoking heaps with MEME fluid covering the ground. One of the ships utters a sound as it gasps it’s stops working.

Demi says, “Did it just say skibidi ohio?”

The ship ascends further.

Ratio turns to Luke and says, “So, first time driving a star ship, Luke or…?” R2MEME2 pipes up, “beep beep boop, bleep” (yeah bro, what the hell?)

“Technically, it’s my second time. The first was driving to this planet to come get you guys.” Luke explains.

As the ascent continues the ship rises higher in the sky. The landscape goes from dark to light as a glowing electricity starts to surround the ship. Luke turns the ship around to see. It begins to be almost too bright to see. A crackle over the intercom interrupts them.

Kshhhht… “This is your Algorithm speaking. Did you think you were just going to fly away after destroying my social media ships?”

Static electricity and all sorts of lame memes emitting in swirling patterns that stop and twist surround the ship like tornados.

They all look at each other and Ratio says, “This is it.”

Ratio, Demi and Luke simultaneously watching the Algorithm approach and shout…

…PREPARE FOR MEME BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

RATIO ROUND 1