MEME Wars Episode VI - Use the Farce!

An Exquisite Corpse-Style meme battle between Demi Pietchell of The Starfire Codes and Ratio Bradbornius of Craving Ratio

Greetings Earth Frens! Ratio here…

<opens digital scroll> <FBI AI rolls eyes>

Sometimes hyperspace is a real bitch!

I’m still waiting on a few nano particles to transmit up in this mug. Probably the last time I order the Amazon Basics brand intergalactic spaceship. Zero stars, would not recommend.

Tho, here I am.

Not the first time my collar been singed. If I learned one thing over the years

it’s this: Never send an acoustic guitar to a death metal rap battle, am I right?!

And this: Keep your enemies on lock but keep your MemeLords closer.

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Singed but not defeated. Ratio saw the imminent demise from Episode 5 - The Phantom Menace to Society.

With my star destroyer back from the galactic body shop with freshly installed MEME Cannons I set my coordinates for the Memedron Galaxy. Known for its memelord haunting grounds.

As I was saying, Hyperspace is a real bitch sometimes. Whatever they told you about having no gravity being the best thing since sliced AI digi-croissants is a friggin’ lunatic. Just ask Luke SkyBlogger. He ain’t crapped since we got here.

But this isn’t about Luke.

As our Star Destroyer coasted into the Memedron galaxy our sensors picked up a signal quite clear. I asked Luke to set coordinates and in practically no time we landed.

Paralell parking on this planted was unexpected. This place was almost exactly like…

…Florida.

Leaving Luke in the spaceship I entered the place I knew she would be. Where else but the gamma hyper podunk MEME Saloon.

The doors opened automatically and when I walked in I could tell exactly where she was. The aroma of people’s hurt feelings drifted around the room.

“I’ve been looking for you…”

Of course, I knew she would have sensed me coming, and I was ready. The second she got up we both drew our memesabors and flew into the air!

<ching ching, buzz, zapp, and other battle noises>

RATIO - ROUND 1

DEMI - ROUND 1

<ching ching, buzz, zapp, and other battle noises, but this time with shrapnel>

RATIO - ROUND 2

DEMI - ROUND 2

<Stops real quick to get a drink and pet some dogs and kitties>

Then <ching ching, buzz, zapp, and other battle noises, but this time with shrapnel>>

RATIO - ROUND 3

DEMI - ROUND 3

Just as you come up for air. SHOTS FIRED!! PEW PEW!

And so it comes to a close yet again as the MEME WARS rage on in the cosmos.

But, dear meme addicts, what say you? Have we a winner?

For now, I think it’s time for us all to unplug, and get off the internet. Psyche!