Greetings Earth Frens! Ratio here…
Got your conspiracy bingo cards out?
What’s next in 2025?
Fake Alien Invasion incoming bro?
Pentagon lost 39 Trillion… again?
That impossible burger made of cancer tumors is good for you after all?
China invades Taiwan?
Waffle House becomes safe space?
In the memetime…
To be fair, insert Iran in the song too.
And now for a total classic!
OK lemme send you off to your weekend with one more set.
If you’re going to burn any bridges this weekend make sure you cross them first.
-Ratio
PS: Good luck getting all that Laundry done. Here’s a meme that could help.
OK one more.
The ass fish is a local delicacy here amongst the tards!
thank you