Friday MEMEification
Wrap you in layers after we pull your brain out with this stick.
Greetings Earth Frens! Ratio here…
And yet another week has come to a dramatic close. If you were like me it hit with a bang and a scream upon landing. Enough to jolt you awake.
I know by using bang and scream in the same sentence could lead you to the conclusion there was something else was going on <wink wink, nod nod, elbow to ribs> but I assure you all was above board.
What kind of a guy do you think I am?
I promised an update on my California trip but it’s not ready yet. I have jobs to do outside of tantalizing your meme taste buds.
If there is anything about LA I can tell you is that it depends where you’re at the experience you have and it is the type of place you could go around a corner and BAM stuff’s on fire. I was spared this time.
On to more important things. Like celebrating YOU guys. How awesome you are and how amazing it is to write for you.
I’d like to put you all on a pedestal. In fact, I’d like to put you on the top of a pyramid. Maybe even higher.
But first you’ll have to pass a way as rulers of my world. Natural causes of course. Except some of you that voted for “I made a boom boom” I’m not sure about those guys. But hell, let’s put you all on top.
Since I revere and care for you all in the highest state of matter possible I would, with tears in my eyes, carefully insert that stick in your nose and pull out your brains.
From there I would prepare your bodies for the final stage in the glorification process…
MEMEFICATION
QUEUE THE METAL MUSIC
DROP THE MEMES
If you get a chance, please stop by some of my friends pages on your way out of Substack. Show them some love. Buy a subscription. Support them. Not by staring in their windows at night, but you know, whatever.
The Starfire Codes, Stone Bryson, Pasheen Stonebrooke, JJ , Ol' Doc Skepsis , The Truth Addict Newsletter , Conspiracy Sarah , Margaret Anna Alice , NEVERMORE MEDIA , Lois Thomson Bowersock, A Lily Bit , Bren's Buzz , The Great Remembering , The Freedom Scale , Andrejka , Sane Francisco , Blessed Warrior Reina , Andrew | Dad Explains , Conspi-Rat , Tereza Coraggio , Fritz Freud , Jonathan , Kerry , Renee Green ✅ Jordan Henderson , Thymus Cures Newsletter , Amy Sukwan , BH , patrick.net/memes , Heather B , Victory Palace , Constantin von Hoffmeister
And a special THANK YOU to Stephen Rowland a veteran who served in the Vietnam War. We are deeply grateful for your service, brother!
-Ratio
PS: Seriously. Thank you my readers and frens. Without all of you this publication would not exist. Be pretty sad if I just posted the memes to myself. I do hold you responsible if you are not stealing and sharing. It is your destiny to be memefied.
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Oh man, I got some genuine bellylaughs out of that one! Thank you for tagging me, Ratio, as this would have fallen down in the bottomless pit of read-laters if you hadn’t.
The Willy Wonka one really got to me because for years, Michael used to play that movie to fall asleep, so we listened to it hundreds of times. We used to joke about Grandpa Joe being a feckless layabout for 20 years until all of a sudden he can energetically dance around when it’s about going to a chocolate factory 🤣
So many good memes! Take me through that keyhole 🗝️ and thanks so much for the mention, Ratio ☀️🙏🏽